Some cartoons and other humour
Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie on "Whose line is it anyway?" demonstrating an Ambulanceman's first call.
The colo-rectal surgeon
Click on the image and turn up the speakers! G-rated. You have been warned...
You can find the lyrics here
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
The only medication you will ever need. Click on the image
The First Aider (to the tune of the Wild Rover)
I've been a First Aider for many a year
Patching up people who felt ill or queer
I've dealt with some fractures some blood and some gore
And I'll be a First Aider no Never no More
And it's No Nay Never, no never no more
I'll be a First Aider no never no more
I went to a Horse Show I often frequent
And down to the dressage I quickly was sent.
A rider had fallen as watched by her brother
But my biggest problem was dealing with Mother.
And it's No Nay Never, no never no more
I'll be a First Aider no never no more
I've been to some parties, some raves and some Balls
Kids bungee jumping, spectacular falls.
My knowledge is tested at all these events
But what they want help with is "Where are the Gents??"
And it's No Nay Never, no never no more
I'll be a First Aider no never no more
That's it, now I'm leaving, I've done my fair bit
Covered with fresh blood, with sick and with spit(!)
I'm off to a calm life away from it all
I've signed up to study at Medical School
And it's No Nay Never, no never no more
I'll be a First Aider no never no more
© 2006 A. Crowhurst
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